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Twitter spamming crack-art dealer. Smutty so-and-so. Frequently NSFW and generally lackadaisacal.


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elenilote:

wenchlatte:

expelle:

Want!

Same!

I hate to spoil the fun for you, twin of mine - you would have a hard time climbing out of that bath! Otherwise awesome :p

Yeeeeah. Twin-pants, you’re right!

elenilote:

wenchlatte:

expelle:

Want!

Same!

I hate to spoil the fun for you, twin of mine - you would have a hard time climbing out of that bath!

Otherwise awesome :p

Yeeeeah. Twin-pants, you’re right!

5 days ago on September 24th, 2014 | J | 127 notes
Tumblr is a happy place. It accepts ther weird hog glib min

Tumblr is a happy place. It accepts ther weird hog glib min

6 days ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 0 notes

heresalowerplace:

A scratch! But ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.

1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 20,525 notes

lindsayetumbls:

uwaaaah:

#this comic went places

@marawritesstuff

1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 204,756 notes

goddamnitriot:

ri0tbreaker:

here we go guys: EVERYONE ASKED FOR IT

here’s me doing a quick tutorial on how 2 chub!

disclaimer:I M NOT A PROFESSIONAL AND IM KINDA RLY SHITTY AT ART AND NOW THAT THAT’S OUT OF THE WAY:

I’m fat, so I use myself as a reference often. this tutorial is…

1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 629 notes

fitgrills:

Artistic reference or whatever

1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 949 notes

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

Currently in the at home bit.

1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 327,945 notes
expelle:

Want!

Same!

expelle:

Want!

Same!

1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 127 notes
ladywinde:

Clementine WIP. I feel like the more I work on her the more odd the shape of her face becomes. I’ve about given up on this. I really need to do more color studies while looking over picture portraits and shading. I also need to use harder brushes so the shading doesn’t appear muddy. And not to overblend. /artistproblems

It’s beautiful. :) Sometimes my art problems are SO bad, I want to throw them (and wat I’m working on) out a damn window.

But I tell ya what. They’re my favourite problems to have!

ladywinde:

Clementine WIP. I feel like the more I work on her the more odd the shape of her face becomes. I’ve about given up on this. I really need to do more color studies while looking over picture portraits and shading. I also need to use harder brushes so the shading doesn’t appear muddy. And not to overblend. /artistproblems

It’s beautiful. :) Sometimes my art problems are SO bad, I want to throw them (and wat I’m working on) out a damn window.

But I tell ya what. They’re my favourite problems to have!

1 week ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 6 notes
This is a photo.

This is a photo.

1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 0 notes
Tagged as: #photo 
1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 0 notes

traversefamilypicnic:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

ursulavernon:

Frogs fall out of my mouth when I talk. Toads, too.

It used to be a problem.

There was an incident when I was young and cross and fed up parental expectations. My sister, who is the Good One, has…

I want to trumpet this.i see the art in it, & it brings me Great Joy.

1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 21,417 notes

pixiepienix:

mahou-mofo:

"Please stop selling shirts carelessly" wtf are they supposed to interview the people buying them like what does this dude want

you KNOW if he saw a dude wearing it he would not have said anything, he’d assume the guy knew the music, because this is not about music snobbery it’s about men thinking women are fucking idiots, and behaviour like this REINFORCES that belief because this guy will harass and belittle women, finding them to be “wrong” but he will leave men alone ASSUMING that they are “right” thereby providing himself with skewed inaccurate evidence to prove that women are idiots, completing the vicious cycle of misogyny that so many men perpetuate daily but are COMPLETELY FUCKING BLIND TO

I see your points.

1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 44,944 notes