Twitter spamming crack-art dealer. Smutty so-and-so. Frequently NSFW and generally lackadaisacal.
because porn.
Hawke didn’t know—how to write his own story.
If he had, a few things here and there would have gone so differently. The quill, Varric mentioned once, was apparently mightier than the broadsword; it stood to reason ‘mightier than twin daggers’ would also apply. It would be a worthy weapon to stop—just for example—an ogre in time, or a madman who had a thing for flowers, or any of the other failures that built Kirkwall alongside the ancient dwarven stone.
If he had, Hawke could have given himself a better line at the end of an evening he hadn’t actually meant to ruin this time, something soft and even snaring on honest—enough to give Fenris pause in the doorway, at least, and perhaps even enough to make him stay.
But all that required forethought over impulse, sensitivity over charisma, knowing what to say over saying it anyway.
A man knew he was in trouble when—dick in hand, the muscles in his belly clenching, the dark hair shivering down below his navel—he started thinking in metaphors.
It had to be Varric’s bad influence on him—worse, even, than Isabela’s bad influence, because at least that was always fun. If wishes were templars, why, they might as well have been living in Kirkwall, and no one with any common sense would do something like that willingly.
And if they did, they certainly wouldn’t enjoy it most days.
But there was the master bedroom to consider, the memories beside the hearth, the last glimpse of firelight flush along Fenris’s skin. Hawke had thought—for his usual, often traitorously Fereldan sensibilities—he had been gentle, to the point where only the shadows hid his fingers’ trembling. Fenris was neither smooth nor rough, neither strong nor vulnerable. And Hawke knew a little bit about that—indescribable was the more flattering way of putting it, whereas difficult was likely closer to the truth.
And Hawke wasn’t even the bard in their little group. He couldn’t have written about himself, much less anyone else.
Deep green eyes. Hard muscle. The arch in his back, the press of his lean thighs. The colors like a spring in Ferelden during childhood, clouds darkening the canopy of leaves above, dappled light overrun by promise and shadow. And that low, particular voice tangled, those dark brows knit with singular purpose, the heat in Hawke’s belly when Fenris said his name. Like a wound they both shared, unhealed and still bloody, while bare fingers gripped Hawke’s hips and held him steady there.
Yet all Hawke had managed was it can be a lot to take in, which was why it was his own fingers wrapped around himself, his own thumb pushed against the slit the way he liked it, already sticky—his own hand gripping nothing more substantial than his own wrinkled jerkin, and the jerking pun that followed, unbidden, before he bowed his head and let memory, sweat, desire, foolishness, frustration and the old wound take him away.
‘Fenris,’ he replied, to answer the question.
Only the fire in the hearth, still crackling low, was there to answer him.
If he’d known how to write about it… Well, it might really have been something, but who was Hawke, the laces in his trousers all undone, to say?
For @elenilote Smut smut smutty smut.
take a shot for every point your country has
ha ha
not so happy now are we sweden
Of course, the kid being a ghost and whatever, you can’t do any real damage. Still, it was nice to shoot the mother fucker anyway.
Bad Ass Black Goths: A Photoset For You To Reblog & Throw In People’s Faces
by Nuestra Hermana
In case you didn’t know, there has always been a lot of backwards ass racist sentiments towards black goths. Statements like, “there aren’t any black goths”, “black people just don’t look right as goth”, “Black goths are scary”, “Black people shouldn’t be goth” are prominent throughout the internet and within clubs and community circles.
Translated, these statements in their simplest root read something along the lines of: Black people cannot be gothic because they are not white.
Of course, not every non-black goth is this way but you will see more than plenty proclaim any of the above without a thought of how erasing and racist it is towards black goths.
Recently, I read someone posting something along the very same sentiment, claiming they had never seen a black person “pull off” being goth.
This here, is for all of you dears who truly believe that. I’m here to simply show you that Black goths do it real fucking well & are just as dark souled & artistically amazingly magnificent in the goth community (if not even more, yes, I did just say that to you.)
If you don’t know much about this or simply don’t believe me, you can read more for yourself here , where someone is asking for advice on “on how you would approach one” and here, where someone claims that black people make terrible vampires (TW: racist slurs)… and here where a black goth is attacked for simply asking if there are any other black goths in his area.
If you’re black and goth and want some support:
Black & African American Goths
Black/African-American Goths (364 members! Yes.)
Ps: I had a bunch more pictures but I couldn’t fit them in to this photoset.
Why does this not have more notes, this is incredibly good reference material!
looks like homie got fucked up
Reblogging for really cool reference
HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS, LEARN HOW BODIES WORK
awesome. *3*
That’s cool! 8D
(Source: sergejd)
I’m just rebloging all the pretty hair colors.
i love love love when people match their lingerie to their hair.
ooh my lord<3
ALL. OF. THESE. THINGS.
YOU. ARE. ALL. AMAZING.
NEVER. LIMIT. YOURSELF.
This is all of the true. I need, like, a daily reminder of how true this is.
Pumps me up enough for my second year. Everyone, read this! Be inspired! Never give up! Practice and make work!
(Source: hyenabonz)
Gonçalo Teixeira
hi gorgeous *__*
jesus his eyes
Reblogging for reasons
Sorry, trying to get this to be big ;_;
Sigyn hugging Loki. Still playing around with her design. Enjoy! :D
http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/8015/hugss.jpg
Art by me.
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.
I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire
I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.
I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it.
DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?
OH MY GOSH TUMBLR WINS EVERY TIME!!!
Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex . In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result.
It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about, it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it.
Microwaves don’t work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these ‘Safe’ appliances. What about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it’s safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying!
NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES.
SOME KID’S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU’VE HEARD OF “DOUBLE BLIND”, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT’S PUBLISHED IN NATURE.
the structure or energy of the water
what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn’t water anymore and you would fucking notice
the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about
Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation:
Microwaves != nuclear reactors, so calm your tits.
it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it
…do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt.
(You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens when you fry an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein—the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cool.)
Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster.
I…just…that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you’re heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don’t need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that’s like the lowest setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way.
This movement causes friction
That’s not what friction is.
It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
Let’s take these one at a time.
- Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B’s). Just plain heat doesn’t do that, so microwaving veggies—which keeps the water in—is actually a healthier option.
- Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is still nutritious—that’s why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken.
- Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table—sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements.)
Which brings me to the “radiolytic compound” bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron—you’re talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays—the OOOH SCARY NUCULAR radiation—which we’ve already established do not come from your microwave.
things that are not found in nature
What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells. That’s right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by how much of it is left.
Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you—like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications.
PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES AND/OR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET.
LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your veggies.
Bless this takedown of a bullshit reblog.
jesus thank you SO MUCH
someone I follow posted this the other day without commentary and I was was just like
loving this take down.
Whenever I think about doing bad science, I picture Bill Nye the Science Guy glowering at me with disapproval and then I do real science instead.
Rebloggin for the scientific smackdown
Slightly mutilating? Really? Is it mutilation when I cut my hair short? Or personal preference? Should I encourage my husband to stop mutilating his face & grow a hipster beard? And goody for you if your leg hair is barely noticeable. I’ve got pale skin and dark brown hair, I look like a freaking werewolf. Shave or don’t shave, whichever you prefer. But if shaving made hair thicker & darker, bald people would be all over that shit.….Or ya’know, I just like the feeling of my own smooth legs lol
and other’s smooth legs
smooth legs are nice to stroke IMHO
FYI if you have never shaved your legs the hair is barely noticeable.
I know this because I’ve never shaved my legs and they are so frickin’ smooth and you can’t even tell that I don’t shave.
My secret is out.the above graphic is just another form of body policing, imo. people shave if they want to or have to. while i agree it sucks that unshaved legs are deemed unacceptable by society saying that it’s “mutilation” demeans the people who chose to shave — or who have to.
(Source: starlingswarm)
