Clothes I’m forced to wear in the majority of MMORPGS

parrotbeak:

repair-her-armor:

[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]

1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos! Exactly what I want in battle. For a extra nice touch; cameltoe.

2. The Lingerie ”Armor”. There’s absolutely nothing that protects you, but it looks really uncomfortable and nice in bed battle! Complete with some feathery, useless shoulder pads!

3. The ever so Stylish Swimsuit! This is usually the armor you get before you get the upgrade Bikini Armor. Bonus points if a choker, thigh-high boots/stockings and a half mask is included!

4. The Abstract Art. Yes, we’re all wondering how the hell that works; how does that thing stay on, how does she walk with those shoes, how on earth is that supposed to protect her and why is half of her naked? All those questions is a part of the costume! They say art say more than thousand words.. or something!

5. The Dominatrix and/or Slave outfit! For those kinky players out there! Complete with leather or latex, fishnets, chains, chokers and whips! Bonus points of the stilettos are sky-high!

6. The Stereotype Shaman or Barbarian! Because she’s clearly so wild and ~exotic~ that she doesn’t need clothes! Best worn with tiny loincloth and underboob-straps!

7. The Cute Frilly Dress! Something you’d LOVE to wear, CONSTANTLY…. in battle! Usually the female “robe” costume, but hey, robes doesn’t show her nice legs! ): For absolute effect, add garterbelts.

8. I call this the Why?. Everything is so massive and made of thick material, but we wouldn’t want to cover her girly parts now, would we? Clearly NO ONE would be aiming there!

9. Nature Thing Something. If you’re not of human race and belong to the nature, expect your outfit to look something like this! Feel completely exposed free! I didn’t even bother with this one, but clearly they don’t even do that in games either. But since you’re not human, it’s totally okay!

10. This is best known as “Just In Case You Forgot”. Have a decent looking outfit, but then they suddenly cut obvious holes around your privates, just reminding you that you have breasts, a butt and a vagina! How nice of them! Bonus if you don’t have a boob-hole, but instead boob-chest-plate!

11. The Everyday Archer! A very classic outfit, complete with a corset and a mini-skirt! Don’t forget the cape, but heavens forbid that you wear it longer than your hips! Then we wouldn’t be able to see your nice butt or legs from behind! *sad face*

12. The Creative Healer! She isn’t supposed to be in close-combat, and sometimes doesn’t even use weapons other than a staff, so minimal armor is understandable… that’s why we give you a dress that leaves you wondering how that thing stays on, and with a leg-slip-thing! We wouldn’t want you to forget you have legs, after all!

13. And finally, your Average Sci-Fi chick! This one is an absolute classic. It has weird cut-outs everywhere, extreme cleavage, patterns pointing to your crotch and chest, and CRAZY shoes! Don’t forget the skin tight, often nearly-transparent, glossy fabric. Perfect battle wear, absolutely perfect!

Wow! Never realized how much variety in sexist outfits there exist.

rosalarian:

littlefroggies:

bisexual-community:

Common Myths About Bisexuality from the lovely Webcomic “Jesus Loves Lesbians, Too” by bi blogger & author Maria Burnham (writer/memoirist) and Maggie Siegel-Berele (comic artist). 

I usually don’t reblog stuff like this because this is my art blog but this hit close to home and reminded me of so many conversations that made me feel like garbage.

It always makes me see red when I see lesbians (and gay men) treating bisexuals this way. I don’t think I can even type too much more without quickly reaching a point where I just smash my head into the keyboard.

Let’s do this tumblr. Let’s save Fran.

alexandraerin:

nudiemuse:

She’s almost halfway there!

this is my friend Frances Varian. She is an awesome person and a talented author.

She is loving and wonderful and very ill.

Like lots of us she does not have the resources to get life saving treatment.

So let’s go tumblr.

Let’s do this.

Let’s save another bright light.

If you can’t donate please boost. Tell your friends. Ask them to tell their friends.

Let’s save a life.

Adding a one click link.

wenchart:

stfueverything:

queensassyofthefatties:

fandomsandfeminism:

randomhumbug:

rad1calcunt:

this is actually disgusting.

Saw “THIS”?! They immediately dehumanized this woman and then further dehumanized her by stating they would rape her. Every one of these males. Rape was the first thing that came to mind. This is beyond disgusting.

Go on. Tell me rape culture isn’t real. Tell me how “Everyone knows rape is wrong.” 

Go on. Tell me again about how that male sexual entitlement over women’s bodies isn’t so much of an issue I’m sexist if I dare generalize men.

Tell me.

I fucking dare you.

*table flip*

This is why women are “getting militant”. THIS is why we are FUCKING FURIOUS.

purplekecleon:

Hi everyone!!! This is an art supplies giveaway for me reaching an amount of followers I said I’d do a giveaway at!

Here are the things you’ll be getting, as you can see from the photo!

• 6” by 10” Sketchbook for both wet and dry media
• A bottle of ink, you pick the color, I’ll order it from a specific site
• A fountain pen that comes with the ink from the same site
• 11 colors of Cotman Winsor & Newton watercolors
• 3 brushes
• A drawing of a subject of your choice to go on the first page! You might want to check my art out if you’re unfamiliar with me to see what types of things I usually do

And that’s that.  I don’t use any of those watercolor tubes anymore, as I’ve replaced them each with higher quality tubes, so I thought: why not give them away?  And I like the fountain pen I’ve been using so much that I think I’d like someone else to try it, too.  I’ve also replaced the three brushes I’ve included here, so I don’t need those, either.  And a drawing for good measure.

Here are the rules! Please follow these:

• No giveaway blogs.  I want more people to actually see this and have a chance at getting something; a lot of artists don’t have a lot of money…
• Reblogs enter you, and a Like helps.  You can’t just like - but you can do both to double your chances of just reblogging (if it falls on someone who liked it, I’ll check to see if they reblogged it)
• I’ll be checking the blog that wins to see if you’re an active blog.
• You gotta use these after they arrive! I obviously can’t enforce this, but I want to see people not being timid! Make art! That’s what these are for.  I know a thing that stops a lot of people is being scared they’ll mess up and waste expensive supplies… but if this is a gift, that shouldn’t matter!
• This ends on May 24th. If I send an ask and you don’t respond within 2 days, I’ll ask the next person, and so on.
• I will ship anywhere. I’ll pay the shipping.
  

I think that’s everything.  Have fun!!! Good luck!

logicalmania:

psdo:

nyakitapioka:

psdo:

SEXISM IS OVER

i feel uncomfortable seeing this o-o 

Good. Tell your buddies this is what oversexualization is and why it’s a problem when it happens to female characters.

There is not nearly enough jiggly ballsack peeking from under that wizard’s robe, but these are stellar nonetheless.

negacrow:

autumnyte:

elendraug:

ELENDRAUG’S TRANS*GUY GIVEAWAY

• A Mr. Fenis STP in your choice of skintone, donated by FtM Essentials—a sibling company of Early2Bed (NSFW)
• A t-shirt in your size, donated by Saint Harridan
• A binder of your choice from T-Kingdom (Pictured: M801), funded by my friends (love you guys <3)
• Anthony Logistics for Men Grab + Go airline travel kit and American Crew forming cream, donated by me
• Jamison Green’s Becoming A Visible Man, from my personal collection
• STP device donated by NumberOne Laboratory (caramel or peach)
• A backpack, stickers, and either a Mr. Limpy (3.5” or 5”, in vanilla or caramel) or a $10 gift certificate, donated by The Self Made Men
• Six cologne samples, donated by Sephora

All items except the book are BRAND NEW; the book is in like-new condition.

RULES:

1. Trans* identified ONLY! If you are female-assigned-at-birth and identify as transmasculine somehow — genderqueer, genderfluid, transboi, transdude, transman, drag king, pre-op/post-op/no-op, this is for YOU and you alone! No cismen! No ciswomen! This is NOT a cosplay giveaway!
2. Reblog as many times as you like, but please be mindful of your followers. People of all gender identities may reblog to signal boost! Thank you for your support. :D
3. 18+ only, and you must be comfortable with me shipping these items to you! I will ship outside the United States but may ask for your help paying shipping. I would really love to include trans* teenagers, because you guys need the support, but I don’t want anyone’s parents yelling at me. (If your parent/guardian is willing to talk to me about this, I may make an exception.)
4. You don’t need to be following me, but please check out the sponsors of this giveaway, especially those who have a tumblr presence: Saint Harridan | The Self Made Men | Number One Laboratory
5. Giveaway ends June 15th at 12:00 noon CST. Please have your ask box open! 

Enter here — tumblr will start archiving/deleting visible notes, and to keep it fair to those who are reblogging, I’m using a Google document. The usernames entered here will be kept in strict confidence and will be deleted when the giveaway is over.

Good luck!

Looks like a great giveaway. Reblogging to signal boost. 

oh hell yes.

Not for me, but signal boosting. :)

arkadyrose:

I just spent far too long (as in, over an hour of hunting through Tumblr tags & Google) trying to find this comparison of “fandom” versus industry standard prices for commissioned artwork by Alice Alexia White. Blogging here so I can find it again easily in the future.

thessalian:

wanhunnerpercent:

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

baby

Polite cat wants pettings. Can’t quite help but reblog this.

jollityfarm:

heystaceeeyyy:

Q.U.E.E.N. by Janelle Monáe feat. Eryka Badu

make way for the dapper queen!

perfection A+++++

Perfection