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zackfaair:

please take photoshop away from me


Achievement unlocked: Red Wings

zackfaair:

please take photoshop away from me

Achievement unlocked: Red Wings

3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 1,169 notes
plays

lillinox:

sketchyfletch:

mcrgrrrl2004:

dear-white-people:

YOU DEMANDED IT! Check out the full-length official trailer for Dear White People before it hits theaters this weekend. 

#HITSHARE #TURNUP #BELIEVETHEHYPE

Yes god!

This looks amazing.

THIS. LOOKS. SO. DAMN. GOOD.

9 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 24,597 notes
m-azing:

yetanotherplayer:


hexenwolf:


youaredeceptivelycomplex:


hexenwolf:


IF I COULD I WOULD PUT AN N7 STRIPE ON MILLA AND THEN MAKE EVERYONE ELSE LOOK LIKE ME1 SQUADDIES BECAUSE THIS IS INT. MAKO OKAY





bless your fucking white cotton socks i love you


every mission in the mako should count as a loyalty mission


#WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER #AND THOSE TWO THINGS MAY BE DIRECTLY RELATED
reblogging again for those tags

m-azing:

yetanotherplayer:

hexenwolf:

youaredeceptivelycomplex:

hexenwolf:

IF I COULD I WOULD PUT AN N7 STRIPE ON MILLA AND THEN MAKE EVERYONE ELSE LOOK LIKE ME1 SQUADDIES BECAUSE THIS IS INT. MAKO OKAY

image

bless your fucking white cotton socks i love you

every mission in the mako should count as a loyalty mission

#WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER #AND THOSE TWO THINGS MAY BE DIRECTLY RELATED

reblogging again for those tags

10 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 8,093 notes

cautioncat:

I think this could be considered a reference…

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 267,529 notes
Tagged as: #nsfw 
bullshit394:

thernediocregatsby:

darkfather-ihavesinned:

stfunadeen:

hisan-na:


orientaltiger:
Fill your heart with secrets but the only way to read them is if you break your heart. 

i will forever reblog this

i need me one of these.

OMG I WANT ONE

i think every couple should get one and fill it with the little things they love about each other. and then if they’re fighting throw it at a wall and read all the little things that come out and hopefully that will remind them to love again. 

asdfghjkl reblogging for that ^

bullshit394:

thernediocregatsby:

darkfather-ihavesinned:

stfunadeen:

hisan-na:

orientaltiger:

Fill your heart with secrets but the only way to read them is if you break your heart. 

i will forever reblog this

i need me one of these.

OMG I WANT ONE

i think every couple should get one and fill it with the little things they love about each other. and then if they’re fighting throw it at a wall and read all the little things that come out and hopefully that will remind them to love again. 

asdfghjkl reblogging for that ^

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 726,529 notes

officialvarrictethras:

orlesianscum:

when someone asks officialvarrictethras about nsfw varric headcanons

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if you’re trying to insinuate i have a folder on my computer labeled ‘headcanons about varric’s wingwang’

you’re right

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 39 notes
jeremy-ruiner:

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IM STILL YELLING AND WILL NOT STOP YELLING

jeremy-ruiner:

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IM STILL YELLING AND WILL NOT STOP YELLING

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 12,263 notes
elenilote:

wenchlatte:

f0o0od:

cinnamon roll oatmeal

@Elenilote

ohhhhh!!!! Guess this is in the works then, eh?

I have a hunger. :D

elenilote:

wenchlatte:

f0o0od:

cinnamon roll oatmeal

@Elenilote

ohhhhh!!!! Guess this is in the works then, eh?

I have a hunger. :D

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 625 notes
juliedillon:

"Sun Shepherdess" 
Another piece for Imagined Realms!
Check out my Imagined Realms project on Kickstarter if you haven’t yet :) 

juliedillon:

"Sun Shepherdess" 

Another piece for Imagined Realms!

Check out my Imagined Realms project on Kickstarter if you haven’t yet :) 

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 862 notes
f0o0od:

cinnamon roll oatmeal

@Elenilote

f0o0od:

cinnamon roll oatmeal

@Elenilote

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 625 notes
vaporware-femme:

theragin-cajun:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

ok this annoys the crap out of me, firstly the font in question costs a fortune, secondly no link to something that can change a persons life as it did mine, so here lemme fix both of those:http://opendyslexic.org/Open Source Dyslexia is a FREE font that is designed in a similar fashion as in weighting the letters, it is also being constantly updated, yer welcome

Hi for all of my disability friends, please bookmark opendyslexic this is a really great project! Tell your friends c:

vaporware-femme:

theragin-cajun:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

ok this annoys the crap out of me, firstly the font in question costs a fortune, secondly no link to something that can change a persons life as it did mine, so here lemme fix both of those:

http://opendyslexic.org/

Open Source Dyslexia is a FREE font that is designed in a similar fashion as in weighting the letters, it is also being constantly updated, yer welcome

Hi for all of my disability friends, please bookmark opendyslexic this is a really great project! Tell your friends c:

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 12,938 notes

apricity-n:

Damn, is Inquisition out yet???

2 days ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 2,592 notes

ink-pens:

HINKS WELLS & Co. ENGLAND № 2260

The tool in the middle was found in a box of nibs bought at a flea market. What is it? What did it serve for? Any ideas?

2 days ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 14 notes