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maariamph:

leppu:

Look at this monstrosity suspucious and maariamph made uNDER MY FUCKING HOU SE IN MINECRAFT I CAM NJV N,MVV *äÖŨ´5+O

5/5 would prank again

@Salkryn

maariamph:

leppu:

Look at this monstrosity suspucious and maariamph made uNDER MY FUCKING HOU SE IN MINECRAFT I CAM NJV N,MVV *äÖŨ´5+O

5/5 would prank again

@Salkryn

3 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 293 notes
maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like
Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like

Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

3 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 12,110 notes

iheartchokatos:

itsafangirlsworld:

Gives me hope

why doesnt this have more notes

3 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 79,830 notes

blackphoenix77:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

angiearts:

This was something that ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME during my first play-through of Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.

I was a Khajiit who joined the Dark Brotherhood, and SERIOUSLY A UNICORN SAVED ME FROM A MINOTAUR AND LET ME RIDE IT. 

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW BLOWN AWAY I WAS I didn’t even know there was a unicorn in the game so it was the best surprise I ever had. 

I really tried pushing what I usually do, and tried being much more active with these drawings. I’m pretty pleased. 

UNICORNS

NOBLE BEASTS

PROTECTING PEOPLE FROM MARAUDING MINOTAURS

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard. ^_^

11 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 8,471 notes

e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

holligenet:

holligenet:

holligenet:

Hailey Owens, 10, was abducted from her front yard.
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Hailey Owens (10)

Vehicle:
  • 2008 Ford Ranger, Gold
    Missouri license plate #1YF454 or 1YS454

This is an Amber Alert, the Springfield Missouri Police Department has issued an Amber Alert that occured at 3247 west Lombard at 4:48 pm on 02/18/14. Abducted was 10 year old Hailey Owens. The suspect’s vehicle was last seen southbound on Scenic from Grand in Springfield, Missouri. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this child please contacts 417-864-1810 immediately.

If you have information, contact:

Springfield Police Department
Call: 417-864-1810

Missing child

Hailey M Owens

  • Age now: 10
  • Sex: Female
  • Skin: White
  • Hair: Brown
  • Eyes: Brown
  • Height: 5 feet 2 inches
  • Weight: 90 lbs
  • Description: Hailey’s ears are pierced. Last seen wearing blue jean shorts and purple sandals.

Suspect

Name Unknown

  • Age now: 45
  • Sex: Male
  • Hair: Gray
  • Race: White
  • Description: Unshaven face.

——-

A neighbor tells KY3 a man went up to Hailey, who was outside the home, and talked to her, then grabbed her and threw her in his truck.  Hailey’s mother told police that she has no idea who the man is.

Police are looking for a white man who may be driving a gold early 2000s Ford Ranger pickup that was last seen going south on Golden Avenue from Lombard.  The truck has Missouri plates IYF 454.

The area of the kidnapping is near Grand Street at West Bypass.

UPDATE: Updated suspect information and possible license numbers.

UPDATE:  The suspect is believe to be en route to Oklahoma.

The suspect is a white male, age 45 to 55, 6’1”, 200 pounds and has grey hair. He is believed to be driving a gold, 2008 Ford Ranger Pickup with Missouri tag number 1YF454.

——-

Just passing on this update if you live in Oklahoma!

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS, THIS IS REAL,

Praying they find her safe :(

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 1,425 notes
calico-kat:

slightlypsychicparade:

elleduzitwell:

DO NOT SCROLL PASS. THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR FRIEND. PLEASE HELP TO BRING #relisha #rudd BACK HOME SAFE AND SOUND.

This isn’t a scam, or an abuser trying to find someone hiding from them.I live in the area, and it’s all over the news. This child is REALLY missing.

(Google News) will update itself
As of 10:25 AM eastern she is still missing and time is critical.


Please help find this beautiful baby.

calico-kat:

slightlypsychicparade:

elleduzitwell:

DO NOT SCROLL PASS. THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR FRIEND. PLEASE HELP TO BRING #relisha #rudd BACK HOME SAFE AND SOUND.

This isn’t a scam, or an abuser trying to find someone hiding from them.

I live in the area, and it’s all over the news. This child is REALLY missing.

(Google News) will update itself

As of 10:25 AM eastern she is still missing and time is critical.

Please help find this beautiful baby.

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 185,877 notes

mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

12 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 17,146 notes
kateordie:

comicsalliance:

Mike Maihack’s ‘Cleopatra in Space’ is the All Ages Sci-Fi Heroine We’ve Been Waiting For [Preview]
You’re reading this on the Internet, so there’s a good chance that you’re already familiar with Mike Maihack, whose super cute, super fun Supergirl/Batgirl fan comics pretty much take over whenever he draws a new one. I’ve been a fan of those for a long time, and ever since I saw the first one, I’ve been wondering whether he was going to turn his attention to a full-length story with a similar aesthetic, and with Cleopatra In Space, it looks like that’s exactly what he’s done.
READ THE FIRST 13 PAGES HERE!

I am SO EXCITED for this book.

kateordie:

comicsalliance:

Mike Maihack’s ‘Cleopatra in Space’ is the All Ages Sci-Fi Heroine We’ve Been Waiting For [Preview]

You’re reading this on the Internet, so there’s a good chance that you’re already familiar with Mike Maihack, whose super cute, super fun Supergirl/Batgirl fan comics pretty much take over whenever he draws a new one. I’ve been a fan of those for a long time, and ever since I saw the first one, I’ve been wondering whether he was going to turn his attention to a full-length story with a similar aesthetic, and with Cleopatra In Space, it looks like that’s exactly what he’s done.

READ THE FIRST 13 PAGES HERE!

I am SO EXCITED for this book.

13 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 369 notes

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

Literally just choked on my biscuit. Thanks hon. X

13 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 53,855 notes

imnotlivinghere:

Converted pigeon house

22 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 666 notes

riddick09:

387 Sq. Ft Tiny Cottage: Staircase Storage and Spacious Loft

I think you’ll love all the details of this well designed tiny cottage.

Built and manufactured by Palm Harbor Homes.

A classic tiny beach cottage that I’d love to see in my home town.

Let’s take a tour of this super cute tiny house.

Tiny Cottage with a Loft

22 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1,112 notes
wencheed:

Starting to get back up to speed. If anyone has tips for drawing POC, please let me know! I really want to draw more diversity. :)

wencheed:

Starting to get back up to speed. If anyone has tips for drawing POC, please let me know! I really want to draw more diversity. :)

23 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 2 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gazzymouse:

beckpoppins:

meganhilty:

Anastasia

Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.

^ SO MUCH THIS

It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…

We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…

One day I will cosplay as Sophie.

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 15,704 notes